What exactly are you wearing right now? Okay, pervert, I’m wearing a shirt that has a dream catcher on it and floral leggings.
Do you care if people talk badly about you? Of course, but it’s inevitable. I shit talk people who I don’t like, so they’re free to do the same.
Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Who the heck asked me these questions? Anyway, no I don’t. They’re all on top of my fridge waiting to be traded in for crack change.
Are your toenails painted pink? I’m sure you were just dying to know if they are pink or not, so I’ll leave this unanswered and make you wonder for the rest of your life.